January 2012
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AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked:
Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
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“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
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So I actually have some plans tonight. Going over to my neighbor’s who’s having a small shindig. I haven’t see her and some other friends in months, so it will be a nice get together. There was a tiny problem, my little cousin is still over. She was suppose to go home this morning. I know she’s gonna want to tag along, unfortunately there will be alcohol at this party so no...
December 2011
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I’m up listening to my best friend’s current sexual escapades just to make up for the lack of my own. I know…I have problems.
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I want New Years Eve sex. Will I get it? No.
I just want sex, fuck it if it’s New Years Eve. It’s been a month and I’m gonna flip a shit on someone soon.
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thenimz asked: Why would I want someone to punch me in the face? And it wouldn't even knock me out I would just murder that person with a pair of socks or something while acting like Dylan from Chappelle's show.
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laughingluna replied to your post: Facebook is showing me engagement ring ads again,…
I feel ya! I used the same offensive reason option when they were showing me pregnancy ads back when I was engaged. 4 years [of being engaged meant] of the same bs ads. Surprisingly, I haven’t seen 1 since I got married - maybe they got the point.
hahaha Yeah I would get the pregnancy and baby ads, and...
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Facebook is showing me engagement ring ads again, so once again I had to block them. And so they asked why are am I blocking this ad and my answer was because it’s offensive. Why? Because I’m 20 years old and I don’t want to get married. I don’t want kids right now. I don’t even know if I want that in 5 or even 10 years. Can’t I just get through college first....
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God can be so damn cruel. I feel like I’m dying, my cramps are kicking my ass…and I’ve already had 2 cups of tea tonight. Ugh must buy midol in the morning, tea is not strong enough.
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thefoxxypoet:
As the year winds down and everyone starts writing their new year’s resolutions or reflections of how this last year went, I must ask…have you truly changed as a person? Every year people claim it’s time for a new them, a new complete person. Really? Did you wait an entire year to figure out you need to change your shitty personality and shitty habits? But I digress.
I can’t...
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undescribableanddescribed replied to your post: 2011 in a nutshell
/Jealous
When I say room…I mean Madison Square Garden, but still I got to see the Foo Fighter’s in concert again, so yeah lol
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2011 in a nutshell
I was in the same room as Dave Grohl!
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Plans for tonight: Drinking some more tea to cure these cramps (which have gotten worse over the course of the night), watching more Portlandia, and working on this love letter/written expression/prose of sorts.
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1. hometown
2. ethnic background?
3. religious background?
4. sexuality
5. political stance
6. favorite store(s)
7. favorite musicians/bands
8. sexual fantasy
9. relationship story
10. weirdest dream
11. desired career
12. desired university
13. drug of choice, if any
14. favorite movie(s)
15. first sexual experience
16. favorite bloggers
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"I want to go to Las Vegas when I turn 21."
Says every motherfucker who’s never been there.
I’ve been there, twice. Sure I was underage so I didn’t go to fully enjoy everything that it offers, but it was just okay.
My friends say this and I’m like seriously,why? I used to think going to Las Vegas when I turn 21 would be cool too.
But then I realized…I live in New York, I’m 45 minutes away from NYC, an...
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The dress I planned on wearing for my birthday came in the mail a few days ago and was cute, but too tight in the hip/ass area. I could barely walk in it. Damn being blessed with curves on a small frame.
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Ask me things. →
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Why do friends dress the same when they go out? I don’t understand that phenomenal. Maybe its because I don’t shop with the few girlfriends I have, but I like that my friends all have their own personal style. There’s nothing more simplistic than seeing a sea of girls dressed the same and you can’t pick one from the other…pretty much every Friday night at college....
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shiftinginsoul:
my poet hands write
stanzas over the pages
of your bare body
#old
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So at the moment I have no plans for New Years Eve. I’m not totally bummed out. I did get invited to a party, but of course I live in bumble fuck no where and rely on other people for transportation. I’m actually more concerned with what I’m going to do for my birthday…it’s next Sunday and I’ll be 21. I’ll be able to actually do things…however I...
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all in green by e.e. Cummings
one-who-wanders:
All in green went my love riding on a great horse of gold into the silver dawn. Four lean hounds crouched low and smiling the merry deer ran before. Fleeter be they than dappled dreams the swift red deer the red rare deer. Four red roebuck at a white water the cruel bugle sang before. Horn at hip went my love riding riding the echo down into the silver dawn. Four lean...
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“I’m not downplaying the significance of falling in love. On the contrary, it’s a...”
– Why Saying “I Love You” To Someone For The First Time Shouldn’t Be That Big Of A Deal « Thought Catalog (via myownmelt)
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At first I thought I would regret staying up this late, but then I realized I have no where to go in the morning. Plus I’m sort of not looking forward to going to sleep. I’ve been having this weird recurring dream the last few months of me choking on what appears to be cardboard or paper. I can barely breathe in the dream, but I keep spitting up cardboard. Weird, I know…what...